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   messageicon so much cooler online!
←Rate | 08-29-2008 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to get the taste of last night's date's mouth out of his mouth.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 17:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy
←Rate | 04-28-2009 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message
←Rate | 01-10-2009 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dangerous to your health.
←Rate | 04-19-2009 00:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...
←Rate | 11-04-2008 18:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not your daddy
←Rate | 10-29-2008 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a sex tape and shooting up heroin with Miley Cyrus
←Rate | 04-16-2009 09:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting Jiggy with it!
←Rate | 03-02-2009 17:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates your extended network.
←Rate | 01-11-2009 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what really sank the titanic.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 22:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out joyriding in your car.
←Rate | 02-03-2009 03:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower for cryin' out loud!
←Rate | 04-30-2009 10:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon let the dogs out
←Rate | 09-29-2008 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a PC
←Rate | 02-09-2009 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I'm getting older I've noticed my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used
←Rate | 05-19-2009 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon living on the magic island of awesome
←Rate | 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the walrus
←Rate | 02-12-2008 22:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'
←Rate | 05-09-2009 17:44 Comments (0)  




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