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One time my own father caught me watching a porno movie. The one thing you never wanna hear in that situation is, “son, move over.”

←Rate | 10-25-2009 08:46 Comments (0)

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:41 by Amelie Comments (0)

your father smells of elder berries

←Rate | 04-26-2009 00:23 Comments (0)

your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.

←Rate | 02-19-2009 16:18 Comments (0)

NOT the father!

←Rate | 10-03-2008 05:38 by Clif Comments (0)

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