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   messageicon Girl Gamers are the most misjudge characters ever. Guys sees them as Goddesses, industry sees them as Barbie-Wii Mario-Bros chicks, parents sees them as boys, girls sees em as Fatty Emos, when they just are girls with controllers trying to be badasses!
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:29 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad Timing: When the girl who had a crush on me for 2yrs, sneaks up behind me and gives me a hug right when I just farted! !
←Rate | 02-17-2012 20:28 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a pet hamster, my idiot brother put a sweater over it and next thing I know, Bam!!! dammm hamster is making millions and rap videos for KIA in my old hoodie!!! Can you imagine what this dog and cat are thinking.....
←Rate | 02-15-2012 12:14 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm getting suspicious about my doctor, I think he's trying to turn me into MJ or Whitney on the slide......
←Rate | 02-15-2012 11:18 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welp ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again.
←Rate | 02-15-2012 08:39 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get ready for a repeat of Michael Jackson's case ... Investigators are trying to go after the doctors who wrote Whitney Houston's prescriptions....
←Rate | 02-15-2012 08:25 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael jackson died 1day before the BET AWARDS....Amy Whinehouse died 1day before the VMA'S and whitney houston died 1day before the GRAMMYs...so are we Expected to expect more pre award and post award deaths?!
←Rate | 02-14-2012 14:32 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've Realized Something Today.. No Matter How Hard You Try To Plan Your Life.. Life Has A Plan For You All On Its Own..
←Rate | 02-14-2012 02:46 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon "So whose the Doctor who overdose Whitney Houston and how many years he getting?", says Dr Conrad.......
←Rate | 02-13-2012 21:30 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentine Eve: worst time of the year.....constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 21:26 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon IN OTHER NEWS: A picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone next to each other in the hospital bed, side by side for shoulder surgeries, was taken this week. Can you imagine listening and trying to understand that conversation?
←Rate | 02-12-2012 00:34 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 10-top All-star Celebrities on Drugs list is Ruined!!! Anybody wanna trade Drew Barrymore??
←Rate | 02-11-2012 23:28 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cant Stop Crying :( Maybe I should get away from these onions.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 21:32 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one time I wish my phone would cut off a day before Valentine's Day, Sprint decides to call me and give me an extra 7 days to make a payment..........(-_-)yeesh
←Rate | 02-07-2012 23:37 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is the same color when the lights are off......
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:44 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:47 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1million bucks from the new fantasy game doesn't go far. gas alone gonna take half when you buy any car.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:20 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:10 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Madonna got a bunch of So-U-think-you-can dance rejected contortionist, and circus animals, and that monkey on a Rope......Someone Shoot the monkey. Wait What da???.........
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:09 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dog Commercials during the superbowl are the funniest. I'm going to sign my dog for acting classes. At least they be more greatful than those hamsters I sent, who drove of in my KIA.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:51 by jitney Comments (0)  




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