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   messageicon thanks to Netflix I can tell my doctor I've done a lot of "marathons"
←Rate | 03-20-2015 03:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've thought of becoming vegetarian but I can never find any bacon seeds for the garden
←Rate | 03-21-2015 17:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex is great with a pole.... I have the bruises to prove it
←Rate | 03-28-2015 00:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the boss keeps talking about a company 401 k ..... I don't think I can run that far
←Rate | 03-30-2015 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy 4/20 ......smoke it if you got it
←Rate | 04-20-2015 02:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only have 1 question for Bruce Jenner. after he becomes woman, will he change his name to "Jenny Brucer" ?
←Rate | 04-24-2015 21:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon those E-cigarettes plug into USB so when they run out of their fluid & get empty have they been "formatted"?
←Rate | 04-25-2015 22:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe they should do like a Hunger Games city version....Ferguson vs Baltimore
←Rate | 04-28-2015 22:12 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon automatic doors make me feel like a jedi
←Rate | 05-03-2015 21:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pro tip: go to men's warehouse. try on a suit. take a selfie. say the suit isnt what you want & give it back. you just got a free picture of you looking good in a nice suit.
←Rate | 06-04-2015 15:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon aac Newton had an apple before they were cool
←Rate | 07-17-2015 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm keeping up with the Kardashians ..... my dad I s gone too
←Rate | 07-21-2015 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2020 will be like any other election...Kanye will vote for Kanye
←Rate | 08-31-2015 02:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon HALLOWEEN PRO TIP.... put on your costume then over top of it do the classic ghost blanket costume....go trick-or-treating as a ghost then take the blanket off & go a 2nd round as the other costume you wore underneath....double candy
←Rate | 10-24-2015 15:14 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon my science teacher said living things are made up of cells so why don't we call our lovers our "cell mates"?
←Rate | 11-29-2015 04:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon always a man drinking a Crush on a Monday.....never a man crush Monday
←Rate | 11-30-2015 11:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to anyone who spoils the movie, you'll feel my Han...Solo
←Rate | 12-17-2015 22:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 800 x 600
←Rate | 01-02-2016 17:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't see a friend's day video of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, & Chandler
←Rate | 02-06-2016 04:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it ironic that Valentines Day is abbreviated as VD
←Rate | 02-11-2016 15:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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