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Happy Father's Day to all ads.... Except to those who can't drive a manual. Happy Mother's Day!
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06-18-2021 14:27
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My adopted highway called the Department of Transportation to find his real father.
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06-21-2021 08:36
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I can still remember the words my father said to me on my wedding night “let’s hope this ones not a whore like the last one!”
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12-22-2021 14:21
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My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge raclst, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was bIack - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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12-23-2021 14:04
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Her: I have a child that needs a father figure. Him: I wear socks with sandals. Her: wow, you’re daddy af.
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04-22-2022 23:20
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