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   messageicon I like Facebook because I can say whatever I want about anyone as long as it's carefully worded so you can't tell that I'm talking about you, Sarah.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 13:18 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that asshole.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 18:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 13:26 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not really an asshole, I just play one in your life.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 08:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took this personality test on the internet, and it said... "Describe yourself in one word." I answered, "Not good at following instructions."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKIN'? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
←Rate | 05-18-2010 17:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad, this Father's Day, allow me to point out that none of my messes cost 20 billion dollars to clean up.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 17:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when people would literally get mad at you if you didn't put them in your top 8 friends on Myspace?
←Rate | 11-23-2010 14:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
←Rate | 12-28-2010 18:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My April Fools' Day prank at airport security did not go well. You may not see me Monday.
←Rate | 04-01-2011 18:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know you shouldn't text and drive but I've only had 2-3 texts today, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 12:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see flies everywhere but the second I grab the fly swatter, they turn into ninjas.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 15:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It feels like my entire generation can be summed up in six words from a Nirvana song: Here we are now, entertain us.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 16:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be.
←Rate | 03-31-2012 15:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I send you a text and you don't respond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead to me.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon On my tombstone I want it to say: "I didn't forward the text message to 15 friends..."
←Rate | 02-15-2011 14:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon I spend a lot of time wondering what normal people do in my situations.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 19:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I see an old girlfriend on Facebook and post on her wall, "Great pictures of you and the family!" But what I really want to say is "Remember that time we got drunk and f*cked at that party?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody get your flu shots now! Make sure all of your family and friends do too. Then I won't have to get one.
←Rate | 11-08-2010 12:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner??
←Rate | 12-17-2010 18:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  




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