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i always said "im so hungry I could eat a horse" but I think i'll pass
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01-16-2013 20:20 by
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when 1 of my lenses fall out, I like to think of the glasses as half full
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08-11-2018 19:46 by
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if you have ADD & OCD all you get done is getting everything organized
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10-24-2011 18:28 by
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all my teachers know computers....they used to code "C++" on my school papers
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08-25-2014 17:14 by
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Ebola guy in Atlanta .....if that does end up being an outbreak, everyone will at 1st just think it's The Walking Dead walkers.
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08-02-2014 22:12 by
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no more monkeying around for Davy Jones
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02-29-2012 21:53 by
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i hate being single...my hard drive gets foll of adult videos really fast
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09-27-2011 20:09 by
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Gene Simmons is now married...hope he didnt french kiss the bride...she might choke
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10-03-2011 19:18 by
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optimistic people say "nobody is perfect" ......all my haters say "he's nobody"....even my haters think i'm perfect
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04-29-2013 18:05 by
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ever notice how a newborn is like a pothead..."whoa, look at my hand...it has fingers"
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11-26-2011 03:46 by
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No, Microsoft, I'm not sending an error report because snitches get glitches
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01-06-2013 00:53 by
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if "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" then "PROgress" has to be the opposite of "CONgress
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01-05-2013 00:20 by
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are the smurfs just a midget tribe of the Avatars?
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08-31-2012 10:59 by
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i wonder if Bruce Wayne calls it his "batman cave" or his "bat 'man cave' "
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01-05-2013 00:16 by
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if wine is the blood of christ, why make up a song asking fro jesus to take the wheel?....u just asked for a drunk driver
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03-29-2013 19:36 by
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the facebook app...its like combining ESPN with Weather Channel & some occasional drama
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01-29-2013 01:03 by
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if a tow truck hauls an RV, does that make the tow guy a "home-wrecker"?
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04-23-2014 01:01 by
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dont laugh at ur friends if they start sounding like chicken little this next week..."the sky is falling"
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09-22-2011 20:40 by
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Single Awareness Day....this is going to be a S.A.D. day
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02-13-2014 23:45 by
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parents are hypocritical.....your not supposed to take candy or food from strangers but what do they let you do every Halloween? not supposed to talk to strangers but every christmas they sit you on santa's lap so you can talk to him.
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02-20-2012 04:04 by
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