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Is it just me...., or does "Ebola" sound kind of like "Obama?"
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07-30-2014 13:39 by sully
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Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.
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07-22-2013 16:53 by sully
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Rapture Tip: Bring a trash bag to collect left behind clothes . You'll only have a couple hours before the best stuff is picked over.
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05-18-2011 16:09 by Sully
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I had a great joke, but Ryan Leaf stole it......
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04-02-2012 13:12 by sully
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Maybe that missing plane is wherever our lost socks are??
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03-16-2014 17:26 by sully
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Breaking news: Republican Bob Turner wins Weiner's old seat. Hmmm.. I hope they steam cleaned it for him??
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09-14-2011 05:43 by sully
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Tropical Storm 2013 Tip: To avoid lacerations while looting, be sure to wear puncture-resistant silicone oven mitts when crowbarring shop windows.....
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06-05-2013 15:52 by sully
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If Oscar Pistorius was born without arms instead of born without legs, this whole thing would of never happened...
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02-22-2013 09:53 by sully
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Happy first day of fall! ¡ƃuıɹds ɟo ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ʎddɐH
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09-22-2013 09:47 by sully
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Hard to believe there's another little Weiner on the way I'm thinking "Oscar Meyer" has a certain schwing to it.......
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06-08-2011 19:14 by sully
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Facebook stock continues to lose value, in fact it's so bad, hundreds of farmville farms are going into foreclosure.......
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05-30-2012 01:33 by sully
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I have a confession to make! Back in 1985 I... Wait a minute, get me Oprah!
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01-18-2013 08:38 by sully
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Maybe Aaron Hernandez killed Tony Soprano?
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06-20-2013 15:21 by sully
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Good morning : ) I was thinking...What if the Rapture happens and you're in the middle of a poo? You'll be floating up to heaven, pooing on everyone below you.......
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05-20-2011 06:05 by Sully
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Maybe......Obama can put his government shutdown barricades up in federal waters and block Tropical Storm Karen!?!?
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10-03-2013 10:07 by sully
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The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel.
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06-03-2011 14:19 by sully
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Breaking news: Barack Obama Unaware He Was Elected President. “I never knew & nobody told me” said Obama.......
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10-28-2013 18:46 by sully
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Congrats to Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush uh Cristiano Ronaldo, I mean Nick Cannon? Nick Lachey? Ray J? Miles Austin? Oh Kris Humphries.......
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05-25-2011 13:38 by sully
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I came out of the closet while getting dressed this morning, yet, no news story....
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05-01-2013 09:56 by SULLY
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BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....
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02-23-2014 19:30 by sully
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