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   messageicon Shorter Obama: "if you go dumpster diving behind your insurance company and you find your old plan and they say you can keep it. Period!!
←Rate | 11-14-2013 13:37 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only thing Obama tried to fix today was the 2014 elections.....
←Rate | 11-14-2013 16:16 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rob Ford is slowly becoming one of the greatest Canadians of all time....
←Rate | 11-14-2013 20:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunk driving, sniffing cocaine, smoking crack, eating p ussy, drinking on the job, rendezvous with prostitutes...All in a days work for Toronto's mayor!!
←Rate | 11-14-2013 21:17 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twas the morning before Christmas & all across Facebook, friends awake, houses aglitter. Coffee in hand pondering this day & the things that matter.....
←Rate | 12-24-2013 09:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: NY Jets trade Kellen Winslow for Pee Wee Herman...
←Rate | 01-17-2014 22:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of MLK: I'm going to wash my whites and colors together today.....
←Rate | 01-20-2014 11:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday I drank a Shirley Temple to mourn her, today I'm going to eat a Caesar salad to mourn Sid, tomorrow I'm having a Bieber burger & crossing my fingers....
←Rate | 02-13-2014 14:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Presidents Day, I'm making HUGE promises to everyone that I have no intention of keeping...
←Rate | 02-17-2014 20:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those little Girl Scout devils got me again. It never fails...
←Rate | 02-22-2014 15:27 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....
←Rate | 02-23-2014 19:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In case anyone was wondering.....I'm wearing Hanes by Target, and a black t-shirt by BC Cotton (with a bacon grease stain on it) #redcarpet
←Rate | 03-02-2014 20:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the Oscar goes to Cheek implants and Botox...
←Rate | 03-02-2014 21:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!
←Rate | 03-03-2014 19:46 by sully Comments (5)  


   messageicon Too bad Waldo wasn't on that missing Malaysian airliner, someone would have found it by now......
←Rate | 03-13-2014 13:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe that missing plane is wherever our lost socks are??
←Rate | 03-16-2014 17:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Names of missing plane's pilots announced: Wer Ar Wi and No Wan No....
←Rate | 03-17-2014 20:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now....THEY KNOW MAPS!!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2014 17:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?
←Rate | 03-22-2014 15:33 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are the chances that someone on that missing plane has a volleyball?
←Rate | 03-23-2014 20:09 by sully Comments (0)  




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