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I think the Eagles would sign Casey Anthony to a contract if they could......
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07-31-2011 14:30 by
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Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....
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11-28-2011 11:31 by
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Oh $hit....... I think my imaginary girlfriend has been cheating on me with some dude from Notre Dame.
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01-17-2013 07:57 by
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Those little Girl Scout devils got me again. It never fails...
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02-22-2014 15:27 by
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NBA cancels first two weeks of the season. I hope Kim and Khloe are gonna be ok........
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10-11-2011 00:13 by
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I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
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02-27-2015 16:43 by
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Happy Hurricane Season.......
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06-01-2011 05:19 by
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Never underestimate a Cat 1 Hurricane: I've never seen a situation involving one cat, water & a blow dryer end well..
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08-28-2012 14:57 by
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Pro Tip: If your EBT Card is denied... just take out your ObamaPhone and call him.
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10-12-2013 20:51 by
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Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?
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11-23-2012 19:48 by
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Since Obama is negotiating with terrorists......... Let's offer Mexico a prisoner swap. We will give them 11.7 million immigrants in exchange for our one Marine.
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05-31-2014 13:53 by
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The best part about babysitting the grandkids..... Being able to drink on the job!!
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05-18-2013 20:29 by
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I'm just sayin it's times like these that I'm thankful for the health of my imaginary girlfriend.... Blessed
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01-17-2013 19:56 by
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I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.
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10-21-2013 16:13 by
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Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!
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03-03-2014 19:46 by
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MSNBC: quickly moving back to Bridgegate....CNN: quickly moving back to missing airplane.....Fox News: laughing their asses off......
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11-05-2014 16:30 by
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Wife and grandchildren are out of town. I'm eating ice cream for breakfast in my whitie tighties, I'm the man of the house now!!
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09-01-2012 08:50 by
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Dumb is the new smart...
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06-28-2013 21:01 by
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What if we're all being punked, and Tupac was always a hologram?
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04-16-2012 10:56 by
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In the Toronto mayor's defense it was maple syrup flavored crack...
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11-05-2013 19:28 by
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