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   messageicon I think the Eagles would sign Casey Anthony to a contract if they could......
←Rate | 07-31-2011 14:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....
←Rate | 11-28-2011 11:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh $hit....... I think my imaginary girlfriend has been cheating on me with some dude from Notre Dame.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 07:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those little Girl Scout devils got me again. It never fails...
←Rate | 02-22-2014 15:27 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA cancels first two weeks of the season. I hope Kim and Khloe are gonna be ok........
←Rate | 10-11-2011 00:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Hurricane Season.......
←Rate | 06-01-2011 05:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never underestimate a Cat 1 Hurricane: I've never seen a situation involving one cat, water & a blow dryer end well..
←Rate | 08-28-2012 14:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro Tip: If your EBT Card is denied... just take out your ObamaPhone and call him.
←Rate | 10-12-2013 20:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?
←Rate | 11-23-2012 19:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Obama is negotiating with terrorists......... Let's offer Mexico a prisoner swap. We will give them 11.7 million immigrants in exchange for our one Marine.
←Rate | 05-31-2014 13:53 by SULLY Comments (7)  


   messageicon The best part about babysitting the grandkids..... Being able to drink on the job!!
←Rate | 05-18-2013 20:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just sayin it's times like these that I'm thankful for the health of my imaginary girlfriend.... Blessed
←Rate | 01-17-2013 19:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.
←Rate | 10-21-2013 16:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!
←Rate | 03-03-2014 19:46 by sully Comments (5)  


   messageicon MSNBC: quickly moving back to Bridgegate....CNN: quickly moving back to missing airplane.....Fox News: laughing their asses off......
←Rate | 11-05-2014 16:30 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife and grandchildren are out of town. I'm eating ice cream for breakfast in my whitie tighties, I'm the man of the house now!!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 08:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dumb is the new smart...
←Rate | 06-28-2013 21:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if we're all being punked, and Tupac was always a hologram?
←Rate | 04-16-2012 10:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the Toronto mayor's defense it was maple syrup flavored crack...
←Rate | 11-05-2013 19:28 by sully Comments (0)  




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