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   messageicon Maybe......Obama can put his government shutdown barricades up in federal waters and block Tropical Storm Karen!?!?
←Rate | 10-03-2013 10:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Romo is the type of person to make a perfect cake and then drop it on the way to the table....
←Rate | 10-06-2013 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than the roll out of Obamacare would be walking around barefoot in a Major League Baseball dugout....
←Rate | 10-09-2013 20:18 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the EBT card shutdown is actually a new DIET plan created by Michelle Obama?
←Rate | 10-12-2013 19:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro Tip: If your EBT Card is denied... just take out your ObamaPhone and call him.
←Rate | 10-12-2013 20:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just dropped $2 somewhere under the passenger seat in my car, so I guess I have a savings account now.
←Rate | 10-16-2013 22:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life. By my calculations I died in 1985...... Cheers!!
←Rate | 10-19-2013 16:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Facebook wasn't working this morning, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people....
←Rate | 10-21-2013 10:32 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon Once was a man named BARACK, EVERYTHING he said was a CROCK, He talked with a SMILE as he LIED all the while...."OBAMACARE'S Great! Ask your DOC"
←Rate | 10-21-2013 13:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.
←Rate | 10-21-2013 16:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we eat, we die. If we don't eat, we die. I choose death by chocolate....
←Rate | 10-22-2013 11:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rams Call List: 1. B̶r̶e̶t̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶v̶r̶e̶, 2. T̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶d̶s̶h̶a̶w̶, ..., 77. Jim Everett, 78. Corpse of Johnny Unitas, 79. Tim Tebow
←Rate | 10-24-2013 12:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heads up, peeps. There are over 700 fake Obamacare sites ready to swipe your info. Pro tip: The real site is the one that doesn't work...
←Rate | 10-25-2013 13:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't believe 60 Minutes did a whole report on Benghazi w/out interviewing the jerk who's anti-Islam movie got some many people killed...
←Rate | 10-28-2013 13:22 by sully Comments (4)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Barack Obama Unaware He Was Elected President. “I never knew & nobody told me” said Obama.......
←Rate | 10-28-2013 18:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems so much later then it actually is.....
←Rate | 11-03-2013 18:49 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon In the Toronto mayor's defense it was maple syrup flavored crack...
←Rate | 11-05-2013 19:28 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-6. I'm thankful for boobs
←Rate | 11-06-2013 07:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of 11/12/13..... I will buy beer for any 11, 12 and 13 year olds that ask me.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 12:27 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I burn 95% of my calories removing gray and unwanted hairs from my head, face, ears and nose and the other 5% flipping people off while I'm driving......
←Rate | 11-14-2013 11:11 by sully Comments (0)  




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