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   messageicon Guess what day it is!!! Guess! What! Day! It! Is! Its Day 2 of the government shutdown and society has yet to collapse, this is exactly what the Democrats feared....
←Rate | 10-02-2013 11:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon This leftist boycott of Chick FiL A is the first actual economic stimulus of the Obama era........
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another 46,000 Americans filed for unemployment last week but from what I gather unless they're name is Big Bird, or their named in a binder no one cares....?
←Rate | 10-18-2012 11:54 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: Michelle Bachmann calls for immediate release of US Predator drone pilots downed by Iran......
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 16:35 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Albert Pujols $250M baseball contract is totally unfair. He should give some of those $ to players who aren't nearly as good. WTF, we should occupy his house.......
←Rate | 12-08-2011 13:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Very excited for tonight's super moon, but I'm not looking forward to hearing the Mexican-werewolves............
←Rate | 05-05-2012 09:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple is coming out with a new phone. It's called the Lebron james edition. It's silent and has no rings
←Rate | 06-12-2011 23:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Merry Half-Christmas! Enjoy the holiday, everyone.....
←Rate | 06-25-2014 14:05 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon REMEMBER: a noisy BBQ may upset your neighbours. Another great way to annoy them is to throw your rubbish into their garden...
←Rate | 05-27-2012 02:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be cool if Chick-Fil-A replaced the muppet toys with boy scout action figures.......
←Rate | 07-25-2012 16:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now....THEY KNOW MAPS!!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2014 17:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm praying Weiner gets his blood flowing and comes back bigger and harder than ever after all this.......
←Rate | 06-16-2011 11:10 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once was a man named BARACK, EVERYTHING he said was a CROCK, He talked with a SMILE as he LIED all the while...."OBAMACARE'S Great! Ask your DOC"
←Rate | 10-21-2013 13:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Names of missing plane's pilots announced: Wer Ar Wi and No Wan No....
←Rate | 03-17-2014 20:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has the new Pope made a Harlem Shake video yet?
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon @piersmorgan I'll give away all my weapons, if you axe Rachel Jeantel to read a letter that's written in cursive.... PLEASE
←Rate | 07-15-2013 19:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony referred to her computer as "something I can call mine". OMG!! That means she's going to kill her computer next, not the dog.....
←Rate | 01-05-2012 12:11 by sully Comments (0)  




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