fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Women are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.

   When blk ppl walk their dog it's a chore. When white folk wall their dog it's an expeditionary adventure that clears the intestinal tract.

   you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth

   this chick 'Beyonce' lost her phone today She said its on silent. I was like, "If you liked it then you shouldve put a ring on it!"

   The only time its acceptable for a girl 2 spit is if its into another girls mouth

   HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Bruh I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car Today.....

   The weather man (drug dealer) says I can have a white Christmas (cocaine) with plenty of trees (weed) and now I'm happy (broke)

   Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!

   Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to "Take them to the Bee Room!"

   White Parent: “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!” Black Parent “Who won?”

   Me: How much for a wank? Prostitut: $15 Me: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night

   •Keep the smile. •Leave the tear. •Think of joy. •Forget the fear. •Hold the laugh. •Leave the pain. •Be joyous till i. post again!.

   Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D

   íts funnч hσw whєn ím σn thє phσnє í wαndєr tσ plαcєs ín mч hσusє í nєvєr gσ.

   "1..2..3.. SMILE!"...... "Did you take it yet?" "Damn, it's on video!"

   if my girl cheat on me she better cheat with 6 strong guys that can carry her casket

   Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh

   that risky towel walk you have to do from the shower to the bedroom

   THE QUESTION ISN'T Who Won Debate? THE QUESTION IS Who Swallowed DE-BATE!

   I think I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my parents bedroom than hear one more second of Chris Brown tonight.