anonymous Funny Status Messages

   wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!

   ...To be Continued

   hungry like the wolf.

   feeling strangely happy.

   not smarter than a 5th grader :(

   silently judging you.

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   the limit of the variable approaching perfection.

   s eating out.... At home. ;-)

   would give his right arm to be ambidexious

   a pocket full of sunshine.

   still sore from dropping the soap

   me? addicted to facebook? naah... (why isnt anybody commenting on this status!!! I'm waiting for the red number to pop up)...

   "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." -- Randy Pausch

   two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights make an airplane!

   an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

   aware of how pathetic you actually are!

   went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

   surrounded by incompetence.

   under your bed