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   messageicon If “too drunk to stand” is a yoga pose, then I’m nailing that one.
←Rate | 09-13-2014 10:39 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I kept it gangsta...but, it was like 19% gangsta.
←Rate | 09-13-2014 10:34 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
←Rate | 09-05-2014 13:22 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Samsung won't stop until they create a TV so curved it watches itself.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 09:15 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just seen a picture of Rihanna fully dressed. Man these hackers don't sleep.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 09:14 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon january 2014: "this will be my year" august 2014: "I swear 2015 will be my year"
←Rate | 08-23-2014 12:28 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Excuse me, are you using this mirror?" - Me, at the gym
←Rate | 08-18-2014 14:25 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No Grandma, EBOLA is not a new perfume from Kim Kardashian
←Rate | 08-13-2014 02:23 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hell, you have to pick just one person to have sex with for the rest of your life. Wait...
←Rate | 08-08-2014 01:58 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey guys, just to let you all know I'll be closing my facebook account in three days. But in four days I'll be explaining why I didn't leave
←Rate | 08-08-2014 01:28 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lightbulb moment for the male species: Choose a woman with a brain... they all have vaginas.
←Rate | 08-07-2014 13:51 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear.
←Rate | 08-07-2014 10:45 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I can't make it to your event. I came down with a bad case of I hate you.
←Rate | 08-06-2014 00:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like people the most when I'm by myself.
←Rate | 08-05-2014 01:23 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I keep forgetting you're not my therapist.
←Rate | 08-01-2014 09:29 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?
←Rate | 07-31-2014 01:06 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet you won’t judge the tattoos of the person saving your life.
←Rate | 07-28-2014 09:02 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *at my own wedding* Can I please stay in the car?
←Rate | 07-25-2014 05:30 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wanted your opinion I would have married you.
←Rate | 07-21-2014 06:35 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so depressing how the <3 symbol looks like someone dropped their ice cream cone.
←Rate | 07-17-2014 09:47 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  




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