Sully Funny Status Messages

   Whenever I see the new "Obama 2012" bumper sticker, I immediately assume whoever owns that car has been living on the moon for the past three years......just saying

   If you search “idiot” in google search, the page will do nothing. (Try it anyways)

   Between James Holmes, the Penn State case, and the Penn State fans... there's just a lot of sick people in the world. Trust no one!!

   RIP Ryan Dunn. I'd like to think you entered the afterlife being slingshot in a wheelbarrow.

   As a show of support for all my friends effected by or responding to Hurricane Irene, I am currently sitting in a washer set to spin............

   The cats puke looks pretty much exactly like normal cat food. I wonder if they would notice if I just put it back in their bowl?

   Another NBA season...and Chris Bosh is still ugly.

   Why can't we $hit like dogs, I'm tired of wiping my @ss......

   Game Day...Here's to hoping USA wins the world cup, and a Hope Solo flash ; )

   OMG!!! Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant. Talk about a weiner working overtime....

   Personally, I think today should be "Cap a Diaperhead" day! Just saying

   Now that we have a cease fire in Gaza, I wish Obama would send Clinton to work on the Hostess/Twinkie mess....

   hmmmm...... Thats weird, I dont remember eating corn last night?

   If Obama had a son he would be unemployed........

   Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.

   Breaking: President Obama says his favorite musical group is Scandal

   Palin emails show's that she hadn't had a vacation in 5 years. Heck, the Obama's can't go 5 weeks without a vacation.......

   I'm starting to get a wee bit tired of these retro ecards. I prefer reading status's in 3D, real time....

   I read that they are allowing Boy Scouts to be gay.... I thought it had always been mandatory that they were gay?

   I'm not like, a tornado expert or nothing, but if you see one, the general idea is that you run AWAY from it? Storm chasers are suicidal....