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   messageicon When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing
←Rate | 12-16-2010 13:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when you think you have buried the past, They find another Body...
←Rate | 11-29-2010 09:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone calls shotgun I yell Rosa Parks and sit in the seat and refuse to move.
←Rate | 09-04-2012 12:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, how do you spell your name again?
←Rate | 02-10-2012 12:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you single single or internet single?
←Rate | 10-21-2011 16:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I had a job where I could frequently say, "If my calculations are correct..."
←Rate | 05-24-2011 16:06 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am pretty certain it is easier to become a Navy SEAL than it is to get a damn fly out of my car.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 15:47 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 16:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Game: "Would you like to try the tutorial first?" Me: "No." *minutes later* "How the hell do you play this?"
←Rate | 09-02-2012 21:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never make the same mistake twice... I like to fill my day with a wide variety of mistakes from a large number of sources.
←Rate | 05-23-2010 21:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't laugh at yourself... I will gladly do it for you.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 09:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon So have they made a drink called Tequila Mockingbird yet? What the hell are they waiting for???
←Rate | 10-17-2011 13:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, ccroll down 4 months, and like something.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 15:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the shoe fits, shove it further up their ass.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 15:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I planted something on Earth Day... My ass in my recliner for the day!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 19:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being right isn't nearly as important as knowing when to shut the hell up.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 16:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called “I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to make it happen.”
←Rate | 11-16-2012 11:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A report indicates V iagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can’t hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, V iagra sales have skyrocketed.
←Rate | 05-26-2013 00:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?
←Rate | 02-23-2011 14:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you DO succeed, someone's probably going to think you cheated.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 09:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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