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I'm going to reserve judgement on the Super Committee until I see them in their costumes........
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08-10-2011 12:23 by
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Forgive me Oprah for I have sinned. This is my first confession in twenty years....
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01-15-2013 06:44 by
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My Facebook wasn't working this morning, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people....
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10-21-2013 10:32 by
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If Wesley Snipes had paid his taxes our country wouldn't be in this position.....
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09-08-2011 20:29 by
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Jobless claims went down this month only after the Obama administration laid-off California.
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10-11-2012 16:21 by
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The barista at Starbucks gave me a free Mocha this morning! Must be a follower...... Facebook fame is finally paying off!
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04-09-2014 21:48 by
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Dear air conditioning: I don't think I've ever truly expressed how grateful I am for you. Now please keep cranking out that cold air.......
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06-29-2014 16:44 by
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The sucky thing about rapture is that I was totally going to start a workout regime THAT NIGHT. Stupid end of days.
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05-18-2011 06:41 by
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If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....
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10-24-2012 12:31 by
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McDonalds Golden Arches is kind of like Batman's Bat-Signal for fat people....
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06-03-2013 20:19 by
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Rob Ford is slowly becoming one of the greatest Canadians of all time....
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11-14-2013 20:52 by
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On a positive note..... North Korea can only reach the west coast, nobody cares about them anyways.
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01-24-2013 09:25 by
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Apocalypse Update Day 2: Still here....... Damn!!
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12-22-2012 21:06 by
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BREAKING: NY Jets trade Kellen Winslow for Pee Wee Herman...
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01-17-2014 22:06 by
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We all should pee slow and sporadic tonight in honor of Dick Trickle.... RIP
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05-17-2013 01:41 by
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PS Don't light every scented candle you own if the power go's out. You'll have a Yankee Candle store-grade headache....
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10-27-2012 13:03 by
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Now accepting wagers as to which will be the faster and more prolific descent today: Felix Baumgartner space jump or the Buffalo Bills....
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10-14-2012 12:13 by
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FYI - I just opened washing machine and found clothes, but no one was wearing them. Rapture, anyone???
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05-21-2011 15:28 by
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Hey guy's, I just found out that The Rapture might be delayed. Apparently God is waiting on his crops to be ready on Farmville first..........
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05-21-2011 14:18 by
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Too bad Waldo wasn't on that missing Malaysian airliner, someone would have found it by now......
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03-13-2014 13:32 by
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