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   messageicon I'm going to reserve judgement on the Super Committee until I see them in their costumes........
←Rate | 08-10-2011 12:23 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forgive me Oprah for I have sinned. This is my first confession in twenty years....
←Rate | 01-15-2013 06:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Facebook wasn't working this morning, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people....
←Rate | 10-21-2013 10:32 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon If Wesley Snipes had paid his taxes our country wouldn't be in this position.....
←Rate | 09-08-2011 20:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jobless claims went down this month only after the Obama administration laid-off California.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 16:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The barista at Starbucks gave me a free Mocha this morning! Must be a follower...... Facebook fame is finally paying off!
←Rate | 04-09-2014 21:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear air conditioning: I don't think I've ever truly expressed how grateful I am for you. Now please keep cranking out that cold air.......
←Rate | 06-29-2014 16:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sucky thing about rapture is that I was totally going to start a workout regime THAT NIGHT. Stupid end of days.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 06:41 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....
←Rate | 10-24-2012 12:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonalds Golden Arches is kind of like Batman's Bat-Signal for fat people....
←Rate | 06-03-2013 20:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rob Ford is slowly becoming one of the greatest Canadians of all time....
←Rate | 11-14-2013 20:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a positive note..... North Korea can only reach the west coast, nobody cares about them anyways.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 09:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apocalypse Update Day 2: Still here....... Damn!!
←Rate | 12-22-2012 21:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: NY Jets trade Kellen Winslow for Pee Wee Herman...
←Rate | 01-17-2014 22:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all should pee slow and sporadic tonight in honor of Dick Trickle.... RIP
←Rate | 05-17-2013 01:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon PS Don't light every scented candle you own if the power go's out. You'll have a Yankee Candle store-grade headache....
←Rate | 10-27-2012 13:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now accepting wagers as to which will be the faster and more prolific descent today: Felix Baumgartner space jump or the Buffalo Bills....
←Rate | 10-14-2012 12:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - I just opened washing machine and found clothes, but no one was wearing them. Rapture, anyone???
←Rate | 05-21-2011 15:28 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey guy's, I just found out that The Rapture might be delayed. Apparently God is waiting on his crops to be ready on Farmville first..........
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:18 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad Waldo wasn't on that missing Malaysian airliner, someone would have found it by now......
←Rate | 03-13-2014 13:32 by sully Comments (0)  




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