anonymous Funny Status Messages

   a cereal killer

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling

   guesses Chris Brown sure taught Rihanna how to breathe with "no air"

   "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

   knew the aliens would let him go sometime.

   easier to get into than a community college!

   a mystery you'll never solve

   save a horse, ride a chupacabra

   the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

   here

   LOVING CAPS LOCK

   done signing autographs

   chopping wood for the electric fireplace

   out walking her pet fish

   lets party like its 2012....oh wait...

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   the reason therapists have to get therapy

   planning to fill in this blank.

   "serious, and don't call me Shirley "