Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   I could pull it off but my liver is calling in sick in the morning

   It's only a matter of time before the red, squiggly line disappears from the word Gangnam ...

   ... and never will watch the video of the kid in the pool on Facebook's home page.

   missing the days when he talked in third person...

   I knocked down a poop splatter on the toilet wall with my stream... top that!!!

   Play Trivia Crack they said. It'll be fun they said... phukerz.

   just waking up... (yawn) So, did Jesus see his shadow when he came out of the cave?

   It might be HOT but at least there's no BREEZE...

   a member of a LYNCH CLUB. Kind of like a LYNCH MOB but we're not like them.

   glad to see today was set aside for all the skanks out there. Happy National Dog Day!!

   I missed a period in that last status. I hope I'm not pregnant!!!

   Asked my wife to try A nal and she turned into the rhubarb lady...

   I got 99 problems, and "Honey Boo Boo" tops the list!!!

   Any of my DIY friends need a "Stud Finder"?? Nothing wrong with it, just every time I pick it up to use it... the damn thing goes crazy!!!

   I thought Game of War was some kind of breast inhancement app. I was wrong.

   My children have turned me into a Serial Liar...

   that all you got? Come on Mother Nature, put your big girl panties on!!

   I always knew those people signing at major events were just fakes!!!

   Whats with this SONG POP thing everyone is doing and what does it taste like???

   creeping your photos and I might add I'M IMPRESSED!!!