K-Mac Funny Status Messages

   Time to find a girlfriend.....I think my hand has been stepping out on me.

   You call it Russian Roulette, I call it waking up on Monday.

   My is coffee is broken. I added red bull and a five hour energy shot. I can now hear what my hair is thinking.

   Why do people always pick their noses when they're at a stop light when everyone can see them.

   I have DirecTV...where's my genie??

   Boy, the "Chiller" channel has dropped the ball this afternoon. It's showing a movie titled "Midnight Movie" where a deranged killer stalks movie patrons.

   If I were found dead, the CSI's would check my wallet and find no money and assume it was murder and I was robbed. Good luck the investigation, my wallet never has money in it.