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I am going into my sequester bunker now, someone call me when this nightmare is over! I am terrified......
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02-28-2013 10:31 by sully
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Watching "Hitler's Hemorrhoids" on the Military channel......
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07-14-2012 22:19 by sully
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In memory of Mr. Food's passing, I will eat a lot of food tomorrow, and I will inappropriately be saying, "Ooh! It's so good!" after every bite throughout the day....
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11-21-2012 12:07 by sully
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No one told me another rapture was scheduled for today! WTF, I'm not prepared.......
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10-21-2011 10:31 by sully
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Gadaffi will take many secrets to his grave: dirt he had on Bush; dirt he had on Blair, but also how to spell his name correctly.....
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10-20-2011 16:11 by sully
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I think Biden would be a hell of a Walmart door greeter.
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10-12-2012 07:43 by sully
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Maybe we should just crop dust North Korea with Chronic Smoke! Just calm that whole area down a bit! I'm sure Colorado could support the mission......
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04-05-2013 21:07 by sully
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Working on my (throwing rocks at) people skills....Just in case
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09-15-2012 09:14 by sully
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Don't worry guy's, my family could hold off North Korea by ourselves......
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04-05-2013 20:34 by sully
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I have 3 babysitting rules. 1. Don't touch my Oreos. 2. Don't bug me unless you're dying. 3. If you don't tell on me, I won't tell on you........
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08-24-2014 12:33 by SULLY
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Goodnight.......I have to get up early to siphon gas from my Mexican neighbors lawnmower just to get to work tomorrow.
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02-23-2012 22:23 by sully
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Just choked on someone's fart cloud in the computer lab. The Rapture can't come soon enough.
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05-18-2011 06:38 by Sully
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FYI Friends; DO NOT "share" Nolan Daniels's photo. It only ruins YOUR chances of winning!
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11-30-2012 19:35 by sully
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If you swap five copperheads for a rattlesnake, your kids still won't be any safer in the yard. Same with terrorists and traitors.....
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06-03-2014 20:34 by SULLY
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Dear Lord.....Please lead the NFL out of this referee lockout and deliver us scab free officiating. Amen.
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09-25-2012 08:08 by sully
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Hey Obama … I just took a leak, but I didn't have my phone with me. Thought you'd like to know.
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06-07-2013 18:52 by sully
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I bet Zimmerman didn't even kill Martin. I bet it was Aaron Hernandez....
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07-11-2013 15:27 by sully
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Summary: IRS sorry about abusing govt power, now register your guns you paranoid freaks.
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05-10-2013 15:00 by sully
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I'm going to reserve judgement on the Super Committee until I see them in their costumes........
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08-10-2011 12:23 by sully
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Thought about hitting the gym today but I called ahead and they said the shake weight is still out of service so screw that.........
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05-23-2012 13:07 by sully
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