anonymous Funny Status Messages

   doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

   rejecting your reality and substituting his own.

   allowed to talk about fight club

   going back to the future

   fed up of talking about himself in the 3rd person. Stupid (name)!

   blaming it on the rain.

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.

   wondering what they are saying behind my back

   "trying to find a better ""status""... "

   the cause of your drinking problem.

   walked into a shop this morning when the woman working said "if you need anything, I'm Jill". I haven't met anyone with a conditional identity before.

   have sex not children

   terrified of being offline

   due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".

   suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

   wearing spray on pants.

   wouldnt be caught dead with a necrophiliac!

   just not the same since that house fell on my sister

   just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..