FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   "that new iPhone $750? it better play dead if my girl touch it

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O

   "BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.

   Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.

   Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

   If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.

   Might have to break down and start wearing condoms. My crabs were just diagnosed with herpes.

   Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/

   a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive

   (づ▶__◢)づ︻┳デ═一 say YOLO one more time.

   How I think I sound when I sing: ♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓ \( ﾟヮﾟ)/ ♪┏(･o･)┛♪ How I actually sound when I sing: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) щ(ﾟДﾟщ) ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)

   .When the doctor said that we couldn't have sex for 6 weeks, I actually saw a tear roll down the palm of my hand

   The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.

   Big girls take photos from the neck up.

   Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.

   LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.

   Remember Ladies, blojobs are flowers for men.