Eddy Funny Status Messages

   I collect memes like kids collect Pokemon cards. any good memes you want to trade?

   what do you call a group of short people on a merry-go-round? ...a midget spinner

   I've been social distancing from the gym for years

   If I was out there on a boat or scuba diving, It'd be "shart week" for me

   I'm sure the white house has leaks....it's an old building

   I don't like WcDonald's....I prefer Mendy's

   when a friend messages you a GIF image for your birthday, is that a birthday GIFt ?

   Happy labor day to all the moms out there....oh, you mean that's not what it means?

   youtube is red, facebook is blue, I'm so lonely with nothing to do

   i wonder if the Pillsbury Doughboy has a Facebook account &when his friends "poke" him he makes the little noise like in the commercials

   does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?

   kids have to be confused by halloween...rest of the year ur not supposed to talk to strangers or accept anything from strangers...on halloween you say "trick or treat" to a stranger & accept their candy

   during the local christmas parade tonight, the local hospital had a float that read "more than a hospital"...yeah, they're also a morgue

   I bet there was a lot of red solo cups used last night

   i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back

   Lets send the coronavirus tiger to Carole Baskin

   tonight the sky will be like most of my family.....pretty well lit up

   if people around you are being negative, be extra positive & cancel them out

   to the lady in the office complaining about her man.... you can't spell MANAGEMENT without MANAGE MEN. if you can't manage 1 guy don't expect a promotion to be in charge of 10 men

   "tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles