@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done…!!

   I walk around while brushing my teeth because I get bored standing there

   I'm a lazy ass texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.

   Oh, your in a relationship now? No more ‘LIKES’ for you!

   Everyone knows the way to a girl's heart on facebook is to like every picture and wall post she makes.

   If you are what you eat, then are cannibals the only true humas??? O_O

   MOM: Back in the day we didnt have internet…ME:” well thats just too bad for you.

   right before I die I'm going to say " I left a million dollars in the.."

   Grades don't measure intelligence, and age doesn't define maturity.

   I refuse to go bungee jumping...I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one!!

   2014 is so close I can almost taste the lips I will not be kissing on New Year's Eve

   The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.!!

   thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit

   "Hey, what's up?" "Gas prices." "You know what I mean, like.. What's crackin'?" "Nutshells." "Really? Fine. What's poppin'?" "Corn."

   "Aaaaaachhooo!" "Bless you.." "Aaacchhoooooo!" "Bless you!" "Aaaccchhoooooo!" "Dude what the hell?! youre jus pushing it now!"

   I DO WHAT I WANT! WHEN I WANT! WHERE I WANT!...... if Mom says its ok...

   Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. So NEVER, EVER lose your pen

   If sex between 3 people is called 3some, between two people is called twosome. why is Handsome still a compliment?

   Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeaaaa... LMFAO :D

   a good night is when you hug Ur teddy ;a horror night I when the teddy hugs you back