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   messageicon .When the doctor said that we couldn't have sex for 6 weeks, I actually saw a tear roll down the palm of my hand
←Rate | 06-02-2012 16:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Ladies, blojobs are flowers for men.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 21:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Lick it or ticket." - horny cop.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 12:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has 99 problems. All bittches.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 17:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Facebook* How I look in photos I upload: s(•_•)z How I look in photos I'm tagged in: \(•~°)/
←Rate | 06-08-2012 17:20 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: :-P Me: 8===D Her: :-O Me: 8====D~~~ Her: :-) Me: 8=D Me: ZZZZ
←Rate | 06-08-2012 21:06 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
←Rate | 06-09-2012 17:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A perfect relationship is one which the only thing you fight about is who gets to hold the camera when you're fvcking...
←Rate | 06-09-2012 21:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must be past the Celtics bedtime.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon that risky towel walk you have to do from the shower to the bedroom
←Rate | 06-12-2012 09:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn....
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:23 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a real woman rotates tha batteries in her remote wit tha batteries in her vibrator
←Rate | 06-16-2012 00:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest thing I'll ever get to being a damn magician.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...
←Rate | 06-23-2012 12:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on
←Rate | 06-23-2012 12:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"
←Rate | 06-23-2012 17:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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