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   messageicon The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 05:02 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year's resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 16:41 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got fired from SuperCuts for suggesting we change our name to 'Shut the hell up. You're at the Mall. What did you Expect?''
←Rate | 09-19-2011 19:21 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When asked which method of payment will be used, I always put "in collections".. that way they can just skip the middle man.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently this couple in the park holding hands were not trying to start a pick up game of Red Rover
←Rate | 02-18-2013 17:52 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You would think these "self checkout" lanes at walmart would have a curtain or something....this is embarassing :-[
←Rate | 10-14-2012 07:38 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight I'm playing hard to get off the sofa.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 06:13 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, they're laughing with you, not at you. They're only pointing at you so you know who they're laughing with.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 19:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Colonel Gaddafi: If you are going to use human shields to protect yourself from rebel attacks....May I suggest using Snookie, Justin Bieber, Casey Anthony and the Octomom
←Rate | 09-03-2011 19:13 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are just people I hate marginally less than everyone else.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 05:02 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook should have an "I've seen enough" button.
←Rate | 03-19-2013 08:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its funny how head and shoulders becomes head, shoulders, knees and toes, when I run out of body wash.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 09:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A fun way to freak out a friend who's engaged is to suddenly take her fiancĂ©'s last name & then tag yourself in all of her Facebook photos.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 05:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon AXE Bodyspray for Women: Now women can become IRRESISTIBLE to men by wearing fragrances like "Breathing", or "Just Being Alive in General".
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's bullsh!t that 1-800-PET-MEDS won't deliver medicinal marijuana to my dog.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 04:19 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they made Siri a man's voice I'd trust the directions more.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Occasionally, I like to go to walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier
←Rate | 10-14-2012 07:41 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
←Rate | 09-15-2012 12:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hope I'm never call-into-a-morning-radio-show-for-advice depressed.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle
←Rate | 10-14-2012 07:42 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  




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