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   messageicon Who the fnck do you think you are and why are you breathing?!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want..." -Peter Griffin
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its stupid when someone texts you first and they never reply after you text them back..
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot!!!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 18:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon teacher: are you sleeping in my class? student: no, uh, a bug flew in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate it. :D
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon After Watching a scary movie.:IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 10:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon (phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "F*CCCCCK!, I thought you were someone else!!"
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:14 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dang, you look better than ever. LOL JK, you've been hittin up McDonalds lately, right?
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:19 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Call me lazy… but if it takes four clicks, I'm not reading it!!!!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If pocahontas and the smurfs had babies, the result would be avatar...think about it
←Rate | 11-12-2011 22:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon TICKLING; Is like being raped but you're forced to laugh... And I totally hate it - _ -
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:47 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking “I'M GOING TO KILL.. Ah darn he's under a blanket”!!
←Rate | 01-19-2012 22:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ''You ask!'' ''No, you ask!'' ''Pls just ask?'' ''why cant you do it?'' ''Fine.. excuse me, can we have some ketchup?''
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:56 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I just saw you on tv" "OH MY GOD what channel?" "Animal planet"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 20:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon : No I have not gained weight, Your eyes just got fat
←Rate | 10-30-2011 22:19 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I say tomato, you say tomato. hahahahaha I know your laughing right now cuz you totally just read this with two pronunciations... lol
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:35 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Greatest fear in life…. Someone will find a way to retrieve everything I've ever googled.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon that horrible moment when you actually fall in love
←Rate | 04-09-2014 15:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Awkwardly flushing the toilet when everyone else is sleeping
←Rate | 01-29-2012 17:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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