anonymous Funny Status Messages

   In the chemistry lab, proving that ugliness is more than skin deep.

   swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.

   needing to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how.

   just passed a Leopluradon on his/her way to Candy Mountain

   sometimes your the windshield; sometimes your the bug.

   THOUGHT about getting outta bed, still thinking, still thinking

   save a horse, ride a chupacabra

   life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain

   so fine, he's so fine he blows your mind.

   it turns out, is not a jedi :(

   somewhere over the rainbow

   the limit of the variable approaching perfection.

   wears her sunglasses at night

   reading the first 100 pages of the Economic Stimulus Plan!

   rated E for everyone.

   wants a sham wow

   [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]

   once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

   out of beta, and is releasing on time

   your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.