@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   I don't know what's more awkward, Answering Dora, Or sitting there in total silence while she stares at you..

   If I wave at you, you better wave back and not make me look stupid!

   Halloween isn't really that different than any other day.. everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.

   Studying: The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby

   Definition of bravery: Trying to fart when you have diarrhea.

   Don't make decisions when your angry or horny =P

   !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅis ...Thats right I virtually cracked your screen ;P

   Teacher: "I am beautiful, which tense is this?" Me: "Obviously the past...”

   I can't decide whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie.

   Teacher: "Why are you late? Student: "I'm late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period" Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"

   What I expect to see when I pull back the shower curtain: 99% Murderer waiting to kill me. 1% Empty shower

   Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, It's too dark."

   Ambulances & Fire Trucks would be more effective if they played "Move B*ich Get Out The Way" by Ludacris instead of a siren!

   Well, I'd like to help… but not as much as I'd like not to

   Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe... behind a tree... at night..in the rain

   Dear children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

   What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし what you remember: __________

   i try not to act suspicious when passing police even though I'm innocent O.o

   "Don't Be Smart With Me!".... Okay Mom,.... i'll just be dumb. Sounds great

   Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. So NEVER, EVER lose your pen