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   messageicon Boring Apocalypse thus far. Seems like Ryan Seacrest should be hosting a "2012 A-Rock-Alypse Eve" show from Times Square or something.....
←Rate | 12-20-2012 18:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gonna be honest here since the world is ending: "Sailing" by Christopher Cross makes me emotional.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 18:33 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, if this apocalypse doesn't work out, I hear there's a Jamaican calender that ends on 4/20 next year....
←Rate | 12-20-2012 21:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apocalypse Update Day 2: Still here....... Damn!!
←Rate | 12-22-2012 21:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lord....Please send ALL the morons below me back to school!!
←Rate | 01-02-2013 17:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red Cross taking donations for disaster relief...... Text "Irish"
←Rate | 01-08-2013 08:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon smoking a blunt with Justin Bieber.....
←Rate | 01-08-2013 10:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon That incredibly relieving feeling when you have to fart after having the man flu for 4 days, and its only a fart!! Fart roulette.......
←Rate | 01-12-2013 19:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anything the Lance Armstrong confession confirms my belief that exercise leads to deceitful behavior.
←Rate | 01-15-2013 06:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forgive me Oprah for I have sinned. This is my first confession in twenty years....
←Rate | 01-15-2013 06:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's put Congress in front of Oprah...
←Rate | 01-15-2013 15:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh $hit....... I think my imaginary girlfriend has been cheating on me with some dude from Notre Dame.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 07:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd never miss my imaginary girlfriend's funeral. Just saying....
←Rate | 01-17-2013 08:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe Manti Te'o but it seems like no one else does. I've been arguing about it all morning with my imaginary girlfriend Tina
←Rate | 01-17-2013 08:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just sayin it's times like these that I'm thankful for the health of my imaginary girlfriend.... Blessed
←Rate | 01-17-2013 19:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a confession to make! Back in 1985 I... Wait a minute, get me Oprah!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 08:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is not a post. This is a lip-sync of a post.....
←Rate | 01-23-2013 08:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a positive note..... North Korea can only reach the west coast, nobody cares about them anyways.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 09:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon anybody else worried about this North Korea threat. I've been nuked in "Empires and Allies" and that didn't turn out so well. This might be worse...
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't Brad and Angelina just adopt North Korea?
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:44 by sully Comments (0)  




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