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   messageicon (づ▶__◢)づ︻┳デ═一 say YOLO one more time.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 20:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?
←Rate | 05-07-2012 14:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 11:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ..... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY ?"
←Rate | 05-11-2012 23:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "handshakes"...
←Rate | 05-15-2012 08:51 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon BoObs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White Parent: *Knock Knock* May I Come In? Blck Parent: *BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP DIS GOT DAMN DOOR, you DONT PAY NO BILLS TO BE LOCKIN DOORS
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:57 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon MY girlfriend says I'm too immature for her. I'm still trying to figure out how she got past my force field.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your chinese store dont have bullet proof glass then your not in the hood.!
←Rate | 05-19-2012 12:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS Sh*t just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & this is no more a laughing matter.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Where the hoez at?" = We wish to know the whereabouts about those with no morals to perform in rather raunchy activities
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon #HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Bruh I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car Today.....
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White chicks will make themselves deep throatt the dikk, black chicks get to a certain limit like "I can't do this"
←Rate | 05-25-2012 14:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 10:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called b*tches and hoes.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 19:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡......
←Rate | 05-28-2012 19:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hold me." -Grudges
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon •Keep the smile. •Leave the tear. •Think of joy. •Forget the fear. •Hold the laugh. •Leave the pain. •Be joyous till i. post again!.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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