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   messageicon Listen. If you're ever asked if you've taken deer antler extract, "No. Never." isn't quite as convincing as "WTF is deer antler extract?"
←Rate | 01-29-2013 16:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would have gone to Clooney's fundraiser for Obama, but I spent my last $40,000 on gas.......
←Rate | 05-16-2012 01:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever decided to name this Halloween candy "fun" size is not someone I would care to party with. Just saying.......
←Rate | 10-18-2011 15:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry guy's.... I just hung my 2013 calendar to protect us from the apocalypse. We should be good.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the CDC Director needs to resign and let Dr. House save us all from Ebola.....
←Rate | 10-15-2014 09:38 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon In Honor Of Tonight's Debate, I Will Be Making "Obama Rolls".... They Consist Of A lot Of Hot Air, And Full Of Sh*t!
←Rate | 10-03-2012 09:54 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been celebrating Columbus Day by walking into my neighbors homes and telling them that I live there now.........
←Rate | 10-10-2011 11:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Police say Boston Marathon bomber has been buried in undisclosed location. Hopefully wrapped in bacon with a Bible on his chest...
←Rate | 05-09-2013 10:49 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nick Wallenda would never fail a sobriety test.... WOW!!
←Rate | 06-23-2013 22:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to your stalker. They just want to be loved...
←Rate | 09-17-2012 16:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, that's a nice looking pair of crocs!" - Said by no one. Ever.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 21:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight savings tonight.. Happy extra hour of drinking everyone!!!!
←Rate | 11-01-2014 19:00 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only people happier than NY gays tonight are NY divorce lawyers..........
←Rate | 06-25-2011 00:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez: First confirmed victim of sequester......
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depending on whether I win the Mega Millions..... I'll either be having my birthday party this year at the Space Station or the local VFW. Standby
←Rate | 03-30-2012 14:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been teaching the grandkids about taxes at DQ by eating 38% of their ice cream.......
←Rate | 06-23-2014 18:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are the chances that someone on that missing plane has a volleyball?
←Rate | 03-23-2014 20:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?
←Rate | 11-24-2012 08:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama's speech tonight: Me me me me I I I I me I me I me me me I my my me me I I my me. Oh, and I........
←Rate | 06-22-2011 19:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon God got kicked out of our schools and the devil walked right on in......
←Rate | 12-14-2012 17:05 by sully Comments (1)  




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