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   messageicon Hey guy's, don't forget to clear your browser history every 5 minutes just in case that satellite hits you......
←Rate | 09-23-2011 13:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things I wish I could unsee: 1. Miley Cyrus twerking 2. Miley Cyrus riding that foam finger 3. Miley Cyrus
←Rate | 08-26-2013 15:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey....Admit it, everyone has a little bit of racism in them. When you do laundry, I bet you all separate the colored from the whites......
←Rate | 11-17-2011 13:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle -- N. Schwarzkopf
←Rate | 05-27-2013 12:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be taking part in the looting and anarchy that's sure to come with tonight's government shutdown......
←Rate | 09-30-2013 18:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Obama, It's ok..... No one believes in me anymore either. Sincerely, Santa
←Rate | 12-05-2011 14:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure the founders didn't intend for the 4th of July to be on a Wednesday.Thanks a lot Obama.........
←Rate | 07-03-2012 16:32 by sully Comments (3)  


   messageicon Somewhere, skeletons and secret gays are fighting over closet space...
←Rate | 04-30-2013 15:34 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the EBT card shutdown is actually a new DIET plan created by Michelle Obama?
←Rate | 10-12-2013 19:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm hoping for some good job openings I can fill when people leave for the Rapture.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:51 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In case anyone was wondering.....I'm wearing Hanes by Target, and a black t-shirt by BC Cotton (with a bacon grease stain on it) #redcarpet
←Rate | 03-02-2014 20:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we eat, we die. If we don't eat, we die. I choose death by chocolate....
←Rate | 10-22-2013 11:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words of wisdom - if you take a bath when you're high on cocaine, make sure you wear a life jacket.......
←Rate | 03-22-2012 18:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Syria plan: Give weapons to both sides. Let them annihilate each other. Smoke a cigar with Benjamin Netanyahu....
←Rate | 08-31-2013 15:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't Obamaknow and I don't Obamacare......
←Rate | 09-20-2013 16:27 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon Weiner's press conference was long and hard, but he finally whipped out his resignation after beating around the bush for a few minutes, effectively penetrating the crux of the situation and bringing the story to an explosive climax...
←Rate | 06-16-2011 14:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait!! Its Tim Tebow's birthday today and Tom Brady got hurt..... Jesus take the wheel.
←Rate | 08-14-2013 17:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Put on clean whitie tighties...Check. What other falling satellite preparations should I be making??.....
←Rate | 09-23-2011 11:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than the roll out of Obamacare would be walking around barefoot in a Major League Baseball dugout....
←Rate | 10-09-2013 20:18 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
←Rate | 07-24-2015 17:33 by Sully Comments (0)  




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