Eddy Funny Status Messages

   if the weed did make Lance perform better, those baseball players are gonna feel silly for injecting steroids that shrink their junk

   when the police were doing the chalk outline of Whitney Houston's body, her spirit rose up & tried to snort it

   Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   i should change my name to "period"....all the women seem to hate me

   the FDA can approve breast implants so why cant they decide that medicinal weed is ok everywhere?.... I haven't seen an autopsy where "small boobs" was cause of death.

   a Google girlfriend....im always searching for her :(

   vodka is made with potatoes....i have a lot of family who like "health drinks"

   if he dont get called "gay" enough (even though I'm sure he isnt) Beiber makes a song & decides to call it "Boyfriend".....way to stop the jokes & rumors

   women are like groceries....the really heavy ones should be double-bagged

   santa has to be the greatest criminal ever...a million cases of breaking & entering...the police everywhere know where he lives but he knows how to buy everyone of them off with gifts

   be glad ur not a smurf....they have blue balls 24/7

   Beginning to think that Al Gore is lying about global warming

   disney has women looking for their handsome prince. dreamworks is more accurate with the ugly ogre

   laughing cow cheese...i wonder what grass those cows eat to laugh so much

   when I go to the store looking for paper towel, I feel like a BOUNTY hunter

   have you seen what facebook wants to do to the profiles now? zuckerberg needs a timeline of when he gave the ppl what they liked

   wonders if dogs do it human style

   a facebookworm

   i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping

   I need a meeting with Zuckerberg cause I don't get enough "likes"