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   messageicon This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"'s you up like a "G" :)
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call of Duty.. Helping Guys like me who don't play the game get laid since 2003."
←Rate | 03-16-2012 01:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon never shout out "Fruit Cake" at a gay wedding. You never know who your gonna offend."
←Rate | 09-01-2010 12:42 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or is each "next big thing" getting less and less big and nexty, and a lot more thingy?
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care when a girl puts me in 'the friend', 'creeper' or 'getting a restraining order against zone'... it's their loss, not mine."
←Rate | 08-16-2013 05:17 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; if I die before I wake ... will someone please delete my internet browser history."
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon All right, let's solve this once and for all. It was ME who pushed Humpty Dumpty, I also took Little Bo Peeps sheep for ransom, I was the one who let the dogs out and stole the cookies from the cookie jar. So there!!"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone still miss the old facebook?.. yeah that's what I thought, sell-outs."
←Rate | 08-18-2010 22:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, I cant legally smoke marajuana, yet I can go to my local gun store and buy a Semi Automatic Machine Gun, a couple of grenades and all the ammo I want? Now who's the one that's been smoking something here?"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I had the ability to see 5 seconds into the future so I could know whether to slam the door in someone's face or hold it for them based on whether they thank me or not."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 16:28 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steve Martin had his first kid today at the age of 67... and that is how it's done. Happy Valent Times day to him."
←Rate | 02-14-2013 12:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon s on a Facebook Dating Application!!.. And You Wouldn't Believe All these Celebrity Looks-A-like's that want to Hook up with me!! I'm Gonna be Dating a girl that looks like Miley Cyrus Suckahs!!"
←Rate | 02-03-2010 15:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will take a chance, I will Dance until the Day I Die, I will never look back.. Did I really need Katy Perry to tell me all that? No, But after watchin' her music video. I will dream like a teenager tonight."
←Rate | 09-19-2010 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Wake me up when I am Sober, When I'm not so drunk and so hungover. This Entire time I didn't know I was getting so tore up. This entire time I didn't know I was getting this f**ked up... I didn't know, I didn't know!..." ♫
←Rate | 10-30-2013 03:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that were all out of the car, I'm just gonna tell everybody since I have to go to the bathroom now. That when everybody thought that it was a dead skunk on the road,.. that's not what it was."
←Rate | 07-20-2010 17:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I ever go missing, I want my photo on beer bottles instead of milk cartons because I want someone fun to find me."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 16:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should have an "exam mode" where you can enter the dates of your exams and you are denied access if you try to go on it during that period of time.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:46 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 16:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Can't find my phone! Could you call it? Oh wait, it was only in my pocket.. haha got you're Number!"
←Rate | 11-12-2010 12:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  




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