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   messageicon I loved once.. She was my first kiss, it was on the swingset in the park. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 15:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 16:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon really getting sick of all these so-called "Twilight" Rip-off shows or shows that had the vampire idea but realised it after the series. How's come when "Avatar" came out. they didn't bring back the Smurfs?"
←Rate | 07-08-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (5)  


   messageicon can't wait to see who's all going to be single on my facebook after the 4th of July!"
←Rate | 07-04-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering how when he was young and only kiss on the lips was a big deal, now a days it's like let's cut the bullsh*t let's have sexy time."
←Rate | 07-03-2010 23:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a guy that looks better then me, I immediately get intimadated that he's gonna take all the girls from me, but later I find out there not into girls. so, it all works out."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever you don't feel special or the world is draggin you down. just remember this.. there's always beer."
←Rate | 07-01-2010 14:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I kissed a girl on the playground in the summer of '96. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
←Rate | 06-29-2010 12:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you wanna know how Interesting Soccer is to the Average American? Let's See, I'll name the two soccer players I've ever heard of.. David Beckham and.. I think Rod Stewart Played years ago."
←Rate | 06-26-2010 21:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon always relates everything he does with sports even when he's not watching or playing sports, well if anyone wants to know the score for today's game it was the Lawnmowers 42, Frogs 0."
←Rate | 06-15-2010 18:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon my facebook wall is not the best way for me to respond to you Quicker,.. You'll have better luck getting a hold of me if you were to shout my name inside your own home... well,.. I guess depending on the situation."
←Rate | 05-29-2010 18:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I mad 9.9 million dollars a year,.. a b*tch wouldn't be my problem either."
←Rate | 05-21-2010 16:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do You Really expect everybody to believe your "in a relationship" with someone who doesn't have facebook? Your fooling no one..
←Rate | 05-21-2010 02:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (3)  


   messageicon I don't know if I Should be mad at you or my phone.. because when you called me under "Restricted" my phone didn't use your specific ringtone. so now I'm stuck talking to you!!"
←Rate | 05-14-2010 13:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."
←Rate | 04-27-2010 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon your not a Jedi,. so stop waving at elecrtronic door's outside of Wal-mart like you have the force, you dork."
←Rate | 04-16-2010 13:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon some kid told me that my "Picture is under Idiot in the Dictionary" I put on a medieval face and replied "It's better then the obituary!!"
←Rate | 04-10-2010 20:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!"
←Rate | 03-28-2010 02:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  




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