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   messageicon Another NBA season...and Chris Bosh is still ugly.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon NJ Gov Christie has cancelled Halloween… people are being asked to send any previously purchased Candy to the Office of the Governor.
←Rate | 10-31-2012 13:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've a bottle of Champagne chilling for election night. If Romney wins I'll drink a glass. If Obama wins I'll drink the whole thing then start on whiskey....
←Rate | 11-05-2012 20:17 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: Elmo taking over as the "special teams" coach at Penn. State!
←Rate | 11-12-2012 11:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm starting to think that all those hours in school when I practiced writing my autograph was just a waste of time.....
←Rate | 11-13-2012 07:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered what a ''Chimichanga" was. Just found out. It's a bad case of diarrhea....
←Rate | 11-14-2012 15:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget the Mayans, if Twinkies makers don't return to work by 5 pm, the world ends today.
←Rate | 11-15-2012 09:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon So much for my plans on surviving the zombie apocalypse on twinkies.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 09:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In memory of Mr. Food's passing, I will eat a lot of food tomorrow, and I will inappropriately be saying, "Ooh! It's so good!" after every bite throughout the day....
←Rate | 11-21-2012 12:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that we have a cease fire in Gaza, I wish Obama would send Clinton to work on the Hostess/Twinkie mess....
←Rate | 11-21-2012 15:59 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever...... The kids table is more fun anyway.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?
←Rate | 11-23-2012 19:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?
←Rate | 11-24-2012 08:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I win Power Ball tonight....I'll spend the rest of my life in my whitie tighties judging people on the internet. So basically same thing just $550 million richer.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 12:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you search “idiot” in google search, the page will do nothing. (Try it anyways)
←Rate | 11-30-2012 09:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI Friends; DO NOT "share" Nolan Daniels's photo. It only ruins YOUR chances of winning!
←Rate | 11-30-2012 19:35 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry guy's.... I just hung my 2013 calendar to protect us from the apocalypse. We should be good.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Only seven more shopping days until the apocalypse! Plan your looting accordingly...
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon God got kicked out of our schools and the devil walked right on in......
←Rate | 12-14-2012 17:05 by sully Comments (1)  




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