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   messageicon i had a sexy cashier tonight at the store....it was self check-out
←Rate | 10-15-2012 20:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles
←Rate | 10-17-2012 21:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you today...by the neighbor's router
←Rate | 10-24-2012 02:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon strong winds on the east coast....not Hurricane Sandy...its just congress in Washingoton DC blowing air out their mouths
←Rate | 10-29-2012 23:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Disney bought out Lucasfilms
←Rate | 10-31-2012 02:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Disney is gonna make the Epcot Center look like the Death Star now
←Rate | 11-01-2012 16:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when people refer to "the world's oldest profession" do they mean gardening?...Genesis refers to a Garden of Eden in the beginning
←Rate | 11-02-2012 23:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i time traveled tonight without using a DeLorean
←Rate | 11-04-2012 02:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember kids to always try 100%...not just 53%...u still need that other 47% to get things done
←Rate | 11-08-2012 00:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Steve jobs invented the MAC computer, does that make him the original "Mac Daddy"?
←Rate | 11-15-2012 00:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now with Hostess going out of business, we wont have any twinkies to eat when the zombie apocalypse happens
←Rate | 11-16-2012 15:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 things you never guess on women: age & weight....wrong answers hurt
←Rate | 11-16-2012 23:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think before a member of congress makes a speech they should be drunk ....that way they wont lie
←Rate | 11-20-2012 03:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the doctor says go to the gym but he doesnt say to step inside it....theres a Chick-fil-A next to the gym at the mall
←Rate | 11-20-2012 18:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating some thanksgiving pie still with some cooh whip...cant have pie without cooh whip
←Rate | 11-26-2012 02:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when women want to be treated like a princess, they go looking for prince charming....they need to look for Mario....he will do anything & has a lot of extra lives
←Rate | 11-27-2012 22:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon during the local christmas parade tonight, the local hospital had a float that read "more than a hospital"...yeah, they're also a morgue
←Rate | 12-02-2012 02:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Colorado or Washington girl scouts can make "special cookies" to sale along with the others
←Rate | 12-09-2012 04:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ego boost: put a bumper sticker on the car that says "honk if I'm sexy" & then drive very slow
←Rate | 12-09-2012 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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