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   messageicon You know college has changed you when you see your 6 year old niece drinking out of a red plastic cup, and you scream, "Don't drink that... juice." Oh.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my ex moved out while I was at work, she took my new flat screen tv, but she couldn't find the remote. I will occasionally drive to her house around 2 am and turn the TV on and the volume all the way up. I'll give it 2 years and call us even."
←Rate | 08-29-2011 20:13 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a pill bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're totally screwed when the guy who stole your identity begs you to take it back."
←Rate | 09-13-2011 19:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."
←Rate | 11-25-2011 11:50 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Karma, I got a list of people you missed."
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should have an "exam mode" where you can enter the dates of your exams and you are denied access if you try to go on it during that period of time.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:46 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recipe for disaster: When your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad..."
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call of Duty.. Helping Guys like me who don't play the game get laid since 2003."
←Rate | 03-16-2012 01:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a fan of that show 'the Voice'.. Call me old fashioned but I just don't think somebody who f*cked up the National Anthem in front of millions of people should judge anybody."
←Rate | 04-18-2012 14:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I ever go missing, I want my photo on beer bottles instead of milk cartons because I want someone fun to find me."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 16:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I had the ability to see 5 seconds into the future so I could know whether to slam the door in someone's face or hold it for them based on whether they thank me or not."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 16:28 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon well, I was going to Google something.. but ended up playing the electric piano instead. Thanks Google."
←Rate | 05-23-2012 01:34 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon wore my mistletoe belt buckle out last night. Met a girl with a mistletoe belly button piercing.. Wedding is next month."
←Rate | 12-21-2012 16:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the NFL aka No F***in Lights."
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is a Reason why Everybody says Everything happens for a Reason?"
←Rate | 02-11-2013 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being Single on Valentine's Day just reminds how pathetic some people are, and how awesome I still am for Being Single on Valentine's Day."
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steve Martin had his first kid today at the age of 67... and that is how it's done. Happy Valent Times day to him."
←Rate | 02-14-2013 12:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  




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