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   messageicon pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack
←Rate | 02-26-2008 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes
←Rate | 04-02-2009 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ? Who the hell is that?
←Rate | 11-24-2008 23:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Something you never hear in the news: "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North."
←Rate | 05-17-2009 15:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon needing to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 00:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...
←Rate | 04-30-2008 11:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon laying in the road dressed as a deer
←Rate | 03-09-2008 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought of it before you did.
←Rate | 01-26-2009 22:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon didn't go to highschool, he went to school high
←Rate | 03-28-2009 17:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
←Rate | 04-04-2009 07:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to buy a vowel.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"
←Rate | 08-22-2008 14:28 Comments (2)  


   messageicon "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
←Rate | 12-02-2007 21:26 Comments (15)  


   messageicon stopped to think and forgot to start again
←Rate | 03-20-2009 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon shaking it like a Polaroid picture.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just not that into you.
←Rate | 03-16-2008 02:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?
←Rate | 05-06-2009 17:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
←Rate | 03-28-2009 15:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 05:33 Comments (0)  




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