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   messageicon What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 01:40 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon All the presidents in the past were called a sitting president. Trump has changed that to s*itty president.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 01:19 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey trump..... Hey trump..... What's ya gona do..... What's ya gona do when Mueller comes for you?
←Rate | 10-20-2018 02:52 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Let keep trump's MAGA plan in effect, by voting democractic Nov. 06
←Rate | 10-20-2018 02:43 by IDTN Comments (5)  

   messageicon Did you honestly think Trump would force schools not to hand out participating trophies?
←Rate | 10-07-2018 12:53 Comments (6)  

   messageicon KKK leader claims hate group has grown at record pace since Trump became President. We should be so proud of ourselves.
←Rate | 10-07-2018 12:46 Comments (13)  

   messageicon I really don't care what happens to America, as long as Trump wins his battles.
←Rate | 10-07-2018 02:25 by Ace Comments (1)  

   messageicon "YOU ARE FIRED!" - Just me practicing for when Trump is impeached.
←Rate | 09-22-2018 10:07 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump is the best thing to ever happen to US comedians.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 01:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 02:02 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Funny how Chicago wanted Trump free zone now they are calling for his help.
←Rate | 08-17-2018 14:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?
←Rate | 08-10-2018 10:51 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?
←Rate | 07-30-2018 21:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 strikes ur out is not just in baseball! Trump only made only payments for sex. Give him a break!
←Rate | 07-27-2018 18:07 by Harry Comments (3)  

   messageicon "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 20:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 14:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2018 16:03 Comments (7)  

   messageicon Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?
←Rate | 07-18-2018 03:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:07 Comments (0)  


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