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   messageicon Da how can de trump bees a rac1st if hees done got bone spurs?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 01:23 by Inotbebright Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am thinking about writing a book called The Two Faces of Donald Trump.
←Rate | 08-15-2018 23:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a "baby on board" bumper sticker on trump's limo?
←Rate | 08-15-2018 19:35 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "If Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I would like to date her too."
←Rate | 08-12-2018 20:06 Comments (6)  


   messageicon I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?
←Rate | 08-10-2018 10:51 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?
←Rate | 07-30-2018 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 strikes ur out is not just in baseball! Trump only made only payments for sex. Give him a break!
←Rate | 07-27-2018 18:07 by Harry Comments (3)  


   messageicon "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 20:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2018 16:03 Comments (7)  


   messageicon Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?
←Rate | 07-18-2018 03:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
←Rate | 07-14-2018 02:48 Comments (7)  


   messageicon I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?
←Rate | 07-08-2018 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?
←Rate | 06-30-2018 22:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.
←Rate | 06-30-2018 20:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA
←Rate | 06-27-2018 20:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!
←Rate | 06-21-2018 12:30 Comments (1)  

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