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   messageicon Wow! LaVar has profited a lot from this Trump fued. Maybe I should piss off Trump so I can be rich as well. It's not too hard to piss him off.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 23:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The trump foundation does make donation . They donate to donald trump sr. donald trump jr. eric trump ect ect ect ........
←Rate | 11-22-2017 23:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of course Trump wants to be thanked, worshipped and praised for every good deed he does. It makes him feel less bad about his tiny hands, tiny feet, tiny mind and tiny weiner.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 22:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who be dist donald trump?
←Rate | 11-22-2017 20:20 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump rips on turkeys he pardoned, on Twitter, for not thanking him.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 12:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So Trump does good deeds because he wants to be thanked and heavily praised.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 09:53 Comments (2)  

   messageicon How about all the Trump supporters and Trump haters both shut the hell up. Neither of you will ever convert the other...
←Rate | 11-22-2017 09:02 Comments (6)  

←Rate | 11-21-2017 16:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After the Lavar Ball incidence, I now understand why Trump hates blacks.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 11:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump dies one good deed and he wants an Oscar for his performance. Whatever happened to staying humble?
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:18 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:11 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 22:58 Comments (3)  

   messageicon White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 22:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 17:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 13:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 07:32 Comments (6)  

   messageicon Donald Trump is presidential; Jeff Sessions is honest; Roy Moore is a Christian; and Blake Shelton is the "Sexiest Man Alive." It's like America has totally stopped trying.
←Rate | 11-15-2017 14:00 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.
←Rate | 11-13-2017 08:40 Comments (6)  

   messageicon Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!
←Rate | 11-05-2017 17:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 12:31 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  


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