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   messageicon My favourite part of Football is when they feed the players water like they’re Hamsters
←Rate | 02-18-2024 08:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can never find my college Alma Mater's football games on TV. I attended FU. It's the only school that'd accept me. I graduated Smegma Cum Lordy.
←Rate | 09-03-2023 10:34 by BakedBeans Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sports Goal celebrations: Basketball: so common it’s boring. Baseball: HR gets you a high-5 Football: endzone tik tok dance so teeny bopper GF can post it Soccer: run, scream, slide, tear shirt off
←Rate | 08-01-2023 09:19 by RobbieG. Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if the Eagles play a concert at the stadium in Philadelphia, how do people know if they're going to a concert or a football game?
←Rate | 03-05-2023 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they keep interrupting the commercials with a football game
←Rate | 02-12-2023 20:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once again I will Watching football this season the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch
←Rate | 09-09-2022 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so happy college football is back. Where else can one enjoy such blatant one sidedness and win money on the outcome?
←Rate | 09-03-2022 11:11 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.
←Rate | 07-26-2022 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football ~ The legal way to buy a nigggaa.
←Rate | 04-20-2022 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A teenage cannibal came home one afternoon after football practice and his Dad said, "You're late. Everybody's already eaten."
←Rate | 04-03-2022 02:16 Comments (0)  



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