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I'm a cat and when I smoke pot I gain the ability to type for 60 secmeow meow meow.
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04-26-2013 10:30 by
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So, Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
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07-24-2012 08:32 by
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What if Tupac is alive and we are all holograms?
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04-20-2012 14:14 by
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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole weak...
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03-03-2012 09:01 by
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a good driver discount, a good student discount. what about a watching an anoying lizard in a stupid comercial discount?
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01-15-2012 23:55 by
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cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.
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01-15-2012 23:52 by
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"And the flowers are still standing!"
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01-15-2012 11:32 by
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lol @ "If he pauses his game to text you back, marry him".. We never pause it, we're just waiting to respawn.
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12-27-2011 00:28 by
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God may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding..,.God thinks you suck also.
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12-14-2011 18:24 by
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I like, likeing the quotes everybody hates:)
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10-21-2011 20:56 by
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