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   messageicon I'm too tired to order anything for dinner so I guess I'll starve
←Rate | 07-16-2017 22:25 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon My body is so exhausted but my mindset is wide awake.
←Rate | 05-05-2017 13:35 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.
←Rate | 04-13-2017 15:16 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."
←Rate | 03-31-2017 13:49 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon My gums are throbbing, someone somewhere just spilled their whiskey!
←Rate | 03-13-2017 15:27 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate all my meals today without using a single utensil
←Rate | 03-13-2017 15:26 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover
←Rate | 03-13-2017 15:25 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend wears a gold necklace outside of his tshirt both of you will be asked to get out of your car by the police at gunpoint some day
←Rate | 03-02-2017 06:11 by Doc Noland Comments (1)  


   messageicon Roses are red, Violets are blue, What I ate on Fat Tuesday, Gave me Diabetes Type 2.
←Rate | 03-01-2017 08:36 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was never insane except that temporary moment when my heart was exposed.
←Rate | 02-27-2017 12:01 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  



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