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   messageicon Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in...
←Rate | 10-12-2017 09:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Other than insecurity, hatred & racism, sexism & discrimination, greed, infidelity and sheer stupidity most of the human race is pretty much perfect...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope someday I will be able to afford an iPhone X... Like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon If I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony...
←Rate | 09-18-2017 21:38 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: the only country in the world where not wearing a seat-belt carries a bigger penalty then letting hackers steal 143 million citizens social security numbers, bank info, drivers licenses and credit cards...
←Rate | 09-16-2017 09:45 by XXX-FUXY Comments (2)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin: We send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 08-04-2017 00:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I ask God for patience to deal with stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance, because Lord only knows if I ask for strength I might beat them to death...
←Rate | 07-30-2017 12:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see an animal stuck in a trap, free them! If you see a child crying, comfort them! If you see Justin Bieber crossing the street, HIT THE GAS!!!
←Rate | 07-14-2017 06:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!!!
←Rate | 07-09-2017 08:38 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 30 years ago today, "Licensed to Ill" was the #1 Album...
←Rate | 03-08-2017 16:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.
←Rate | 02-09-2017 23:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon No babe, don't send me the nude pictures. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I'd like to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with...
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but men are so decent, polite and well-mannered that we only look at the remaining 10% that is covered..
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. It did not have Bluetooth, you could not take selfies on it or send any text messages... Even worse! When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive!
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't come to my door wanting to talk about Jehova sh*t... I don't come to your door wanting to talk about Bernie Sanders do I?
←Rate | 03-11-2016 05:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl got naked and asked me to "Show her a good time." So I showed her Facebook pics of me with my friends the night before...
←Rate | 02-25-2016 17:51 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....
←Rate | 02-19-2016 16:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to change the world, do it while you're single... Once you're married, you can't even change a f**king TV channel...
←Rate | 02-18-2016 04:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put ISIS and your mother-in-law together all you going to see is pure f**king evil...
←Rate | 12-18-2015 05:28 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


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