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   messageicon I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I'm going to have.
←Rate | 09-12-2016 10:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts
←Rate | 08-26-2016 19:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having 50 girlfriends isn't swag. Having 1 girlfriend and 49 chasing you is...
←Rate | 08-24-2016 17:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screenshot me, I dare you. I'll climb through your window and smash your phone so quick.
←Rate | 12-08-2015 20:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl likes you, everything you tweet has the potential to piss her off.
←Rate | 12-08-2015 19:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't respond to your 1st text, it's not an invitation to text me again... With your basic ass
←Rate | 12-08-2015 19:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone I don't like texts me, I send their text back. I don't want that sh*t.
←Rate | 12-08-2015 19:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy don't text you back, he's probably reading the bible or volunteering at an animal shelter. Men don't cheat, idk who lied to y'all.
←Rate | 10-14-2015 14:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe I'm old school, but I like women with eyebrows actually made out of hair.
←Rate | 10-14-2015 14:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday... that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!
←Rate | 10-11-2015 21:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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