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   messageicon Royal Wedding+Media=Dead Horse
←Rate | 04-28-2011 11:23 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, I'm going to admit it. Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest. I let the dogs out.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 17:15 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of my old bills.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:43 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. We better get some support or people will think we're nuts.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:39 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best three Kings of all time!! Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:24 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon SHOW your true colors... and let people paint a picture of you.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 01:24 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm kinda like pizza - even when I'm bad I'm good!
←Rate | 04-03-2011 02:06 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I won't get angry at you today... I just learned it's "Be kind to Animals Week"!
←Rate | 03-25-2011 10:31 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon My liver is so cute when it's all like... "Oh God!!! someone please help me!"
←Rate | 02-01-2011 23:12 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHOOOAAA!!! I smell the strong stench of "MONDAY" brewing!!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 18:39 by BONNIE Comments (0)  



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