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   messageicon Ladies be careful when a dude asks you to come over and 'chill' it can lead to chill-dren
←Rate | 01-19-2015 23:52 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think the colts are going to win? You better Belichick yourself before you wreck yourself
←Rate | 01-18-2015 12:21 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" Her: "Sir, this is a library." Me: *whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
←Rate | 08-10-2014 14:23 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.....
←Rate | 07-30-2014 20:21 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life
←Rate | 07-19-2014 13:05 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean
←Rate | 07-03-2014 00:16 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Check out Google's homepage right now. It's hilarious
←Rate | 06-23-2014 22:02 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys that try to pickup women on FaceBook are pathetic. Ladies if you agree DM me your number so we can talk about it...
←Rate | 06-22-2014 12:43 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are supposed to be like butterflies. Beautiful and hard to catch but most of y'all are like mosquitoes, annoying and easy to smash.
←Rate | 06-01-2014 18:01 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest..
←Rate | 06-01-2014 16:09 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  



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